Stop The World, I Want To Get Off....

A step towards insanity, 2 steps back. If you are sane when you enter, don't expect to leave in the same state. I did'nt.

Saturday, August 06, 2005

Is'nt life amazing?


Hello world, today I have been on the observation deck of life, watching my Son....oh forgot your TV and forget your Game consoles, 2 year olds are amazing entertainment...and by this, I mean the things they say and do...My son made me so proud the other week, when he exclaimed "Barney's gay"....I am reffering to the purple annoyingly voiced damn dinosaur that kids seem to find so enjoyable...personally I would rather have hot forks poked into my eyes and ears than endure that purple gimp!....can't imagine where he got that from anyway *Ho hum*...Annnyway, what a bloody nice day outside today, this weather can't make it's mind up I swear...one minute it's raining and the next it's burning the skin off your back...typical British weather? hmmmm.......


Sometimes I wonder where certain sayings come from, such as...

I feel like a bear with a sore head....

HOW do they know what that feels like???? if anyone has an answer, would love to hear it!....any more silly sayings people have heard, please, feel free to respond...

I just had to laugh when I read this great piece of reality...From our own Great U OF K no less....makes you wonder, it really does...still...have a giggle on me!

A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for 40 Pounds and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of 40 Pounds. Several days later, he received a letter from the police that contained another picture ... of handcuffs. The motorist promptly sent the money for the fine

Until next time......Blibble!

Quote of the day: "City fathers were hoping to raise enough money to erect a new bronze statue of the Duck of Wellington." - BBC commentator

1 Comments:

  • At 1:01 PM, Blogger Retro Rich said…

    Or how about a photo of your middle finger, just to sweeten the pot...I can imagine that going down very well at the local nick!

     

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