You know what it's really for.....

Bus lanes....an interesting start to a thought that hit me at 4.00am, talking to a very dear friend of mine....not actually talking about busses though. The Bus lane...is for...BUSSES, so why, oh why do cars that are significatly smaller than busses drive down there?...A Mini is NOT a bus...A Ford Escort is NOT a bus...it aggrivates the piss out of me to see people swan off down the bus lane to try and get to their destination quicker than the rest of us poor buggers sitting in traffic ques waiting for the lights to change colour..which incidently Drivers, are NOT Christmas decorations...when they are green it does'nt mean, sit there and stare at them for the next 5 mins until they turn back to the shade of Red you were admiring a few mins before hand...Get with the program people!!! If you want to admire pretty lights, December is the time to do it..ok!...and if you feel you can't wait that long, hell, put a Tree up all year with your red and green lights....back to bus lanes...STOP USING THEM IF YOU ARE NOT A BUS!....always amuses me when a bus comes thundering up behind someone in the lane than the person realises and panics...MUA HA HA HA...justice....best not get started on justice....thats a whole new can of worms ready to throw to the birds another time.

Ever had a friend who knew pretty much what your thinking at precisly the same time?..I have such a friend, it's spooky, but....it's funny as hell...

And now this...

It’s Not Just The Jaws On Those Ocean Creatures That You Have To Watch Out For

A Norwegian man claims a dolphin tried raping him. He says the dolphin mistook him for a female dolphin and the dolphin's thing got caught between his swim suit and his legs. "The dolphin shoved me forward two or three meters before I got loose. At first I thought it was a fin, but dolphins don't have fins on their underbellies." A diving instructor says the dolphin tried it with him too but his wetsuit protected him.

Some people...need their heads checking for holes to the brain I reckon..anyways, must dash, catch you next time, so Same Stonecold time, Same StoneCold Channel!!!



Cuz Stonecold Said so!

Quote of the day:- "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." - Greg Norman, Golfer