Guts and Balls.

Thought I would share this with you...

"Guts"

Arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask : "Are you still doing the cleaning, or were you thinking of flying off with your mother to cast spells somewhere?"

"Balls!"
Coming home late after a night out with the guys, reeking of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar and scratch-marks on your beer-gut, Slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say "You're next, fatty."

hehe more to come later