Stop The World, I Want To Get Off....

A step towards insanity, 2 steps back. If you are sane when you enter, don't expect to leave in the same state. I did'nt.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Animals - They are Amazing


I watched Ricky Gervais Live the other night, and it was ok, the main part that made me laugh was at the end of the show he had a list of Animal facts, made me laugh for a length of time too....SO!...I have decided to include yet another new feature for each blog....An amazing animal fact!....Man, some of them, make you wonder who takes the time to investigate this to prove it as fact. I am currently looking out of the window watching the rain beat down on the window, and feeling a lovely fresh breeze from the world outside, how very pleasent. There goes the BBQ idea I had for today lol, have to use my Trusty George Foreman grill...Oh how funny when someone refers to it as a George Formby Grill...

"When I go grillin burgers to earn an honest bob, with all the ketchup sauces it's a very smelly job"...

Yes I can imagine good Ol George on his Ukulele bashing that one out...That in case you had wondered needs to be sung to the tune of - When I go cleaning windows.

I have finnished the latest Harry Potter book in record breaking time!...Well, I guess my toilet trips must have increased since having the book..I have to say, if you have not read it yet, read it.....leaves you craving the final chapter, it really does....November 18th see's the cinema release of Goblet Of Fire, looks ok so far from the trailers, the book was a great read as was Order of the Phoenix....

Well, thats all from me at the moment, here come my daily blog facts...

Amazing Animal Fact:- Montana mountain goats will butt heads so hard their hooves fall off.

rofl....Right....would love to see that happen personally, just to see if it's true

And now this...

Strange but true:- There are more plastic flamingos in the U.S, than real ones!

Our true story of the day goes as follows

At a Phnom Penh restaurant, three Cambodians died when they decided to play "footsies" under the table with an unexploded antitank mine that they had found. Everyone else had fled the restaurant when they realized what the three were doing.

They’ll never do that again


And Finally

Quote of the Day:- "After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board." - Sign in a British office.

3 Comments:

  • At 8:14 PM, Blogger Stephanie said…

    I want a George Foreman grill.. :)

     
  • At 8:38 PM, Blogger Retro Rich said…

    They're great!! Reduces fat content in everything :)

    It's a kitchen must have.

     
  • At 1:16 PM, Blogger Retro Rich said…

    Probably be shaped like a Ukulele lol, with a timer that instead of pinging at you when food is ready, Sings a song at you...

     

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